Archive for Vampires

Daybreakers (2010)

Posted in Movie Reviews with tags , , on February 22, 2010 by Eskimo

An interesting take on the vampire story that answers the age old question – so um how does the whole world not turn into Vampires if you become one by being fed on. Anne Rice had a solution you only become a Vampire if you feed on them. Thin very thin and not all that interesting. Then you have the bloodbank theory, that some vampires feed on donated blood thus not having to harm or ‘turn’ a human whilst still feeding on the red good stuff. But what about all the other Vampires? In Vampire mythology from what I read as a moody teen, you get bitten, you become one. That’s all there is to it and that concept is where this film begins.

In a futuristic world the human race has been decimated leaving a world of Vampires. Vampire scientist Edward Dalton (Ethan Hawke) is trying to create synthetic blood to save the Vampire race from starvation. Unknown to Edward a small human resistance has stumbled on a cure.

In this film Vampires are treated as monsters, there’s no old world charm or effort made to glamorize them. They’re monsters and their world knows no humanity, no guilt, no empathy and no weakness. It was an interesting concept and I loved the styling of it, the future was fantastically bleak and the colours used throughout the film reflect this nicely. Its not for the faint hearted – its a Vampire flick and there’s a lot of blood.

I enjoyed the beginning of the film, I liked the idea behind it but found the film struggled at times to give the story focus.

Its fun playing spot the aussies including Isabel Lucas (Home and Away), Vince Colosimo, Claudia Karvan to name the most obvious.

Rise Blood Hunter (2007)

Posted in Movie Reviews with tags , , , on February 13, 2010 by Eskimo

Lucy Liu is Sadie a hard-nosed reporter whose snooping into a sect goes wrong when she wakes up ‘dead’ in the morgue having become a vampire, she begins hunting the sect. The cliches end there for me as this develops into a tense drama/thriller. This film focuses on the harsh realities of vampirism like the loss of ‘life’, family, sense of belonging, identity and self. There’s no Wesley Snipes ‘Blade’ style glorification of what Sadie has become. That’s not to say the films short on action – its not, there’s a real Kill Bill feel to it. This film carries a strong sense of isolation and loss. The depth of Liu’s role makes it the performance of a lifetime, you can see why she did it. This is no random B grade vampire flick.

The Vampire Diaries (2009)

Posted in TV Reviews with tags , , on September 15, 2009 by Eskimo

Sigh vampires are sooo hot right now especially if they’re angsty vampires that look like teenagers and go to high school. Following on from the Twilight insanity is ‘The Vampire Diaries’ a tv show that features mopey teens and angsty vampires. Its what you expect it to be and its good.

The players: Elena (Nina Dobrev) and her brother Jeremy (Steven R. McQueen) are living with their Aunt Jenna (Sara Canning) after their parents death in a car accident. Bonnie (Katerina Graham), Elenas best friend is an African American descendant of Salem Witches. Stefan (Paul Wesley) is the mysterious (honestly when are they not?) vampire all the young ladies wants to get their hands on.

The plot is something to do with teenagers and vampires, its really like deep people. Its mushy, predictable, teen angsty, stereotyped stuff but despite this its watchable. I laughed my way through twilight and that was only because the people I was watching it with were determined to sit through the whole film no matter what. This is infinitely better then Twilight. The characters are more interesting and more believable, the acting’s better too, there’s a some nice tension and pacing in this show.

True Blood (2008)

Posted in TV Reviews with tags , , on August 20, 2009 by Eskimo

True Blood is set in a super slow town in Louisiana. It stars Anna Paquin so I had some hopes it would be worth watching.

Talk about shock of a lifetime. The style is grainy and irritating to watch, the accents are soooo painful it hurts. Features tons of sex scenes that are so base my friends thought it was a porn flick.

The plot – (YAWN) Paquin is Sookie Stackhouse shes a…

wait for it…

telepathic bar wench.

Soooo telepathic bar wench falls for vampire named Bill (Stephen Moyer) in awful louisiana backwater.

The first season received critical acclaim and won several awards, including one Golden Globe. I am stunned as to why? Was it the base sex scenes? The poor direction? The awful accents? The terrible acting? Maybe it was just all those Louisianans watching it?

In my opinion this is really poor! ‘Being Human’ and ‘Moonlight’ are far better shows featuring Vamps.

Comes with a NOT for kiddies warning. I saw it advertised as a ‘if your teens liked Twilight they’ll love this’. They might but you probably wont want them watching it.

Being Human (2008)

Posted in TV Reviews with tags , , , , , on July 2, 2009 by Eskimo

An interesting new British drama that has me a bit intrigued. Meet Mitchell (Aiden Turner) a handsome, charming twenty something cleaner who works in a hospital with his slightly nerdy best mate George (Russel Tovey). The plot thickens when we discover Mitchell is a vampire, George is a werewolf and they’ve just moved into their new digs to find its still home to Annie (Lenora Critchlow) a ghost.

Being human is an intriguing mix there’s drama drama drama, with a mourning ghost, tortured vampire and a werewolf who struggles during ‘his time of the month’. Its also humourous – laugh out loud, choke on your snacks funny. Lets not forget the suspense! Mitchell has left his vampire compadres turning his back on their bloodthirsty ways and they’re ready to launch a war. Bring on the vampire vs human war!

Three beings ponder their place in the world, what it means to be human and how to fit in when you’re not.

The opening scene where we meet Mitchell is very reminiscent of the character Mick St John (Alex O’Loughlin) from ‘Moonlight’. I saw that and as a Moonlight fan was sucked in rightaway.

Top Five Vampire Movies

Posted in Top 5's, 10's & 20's with tags , , , on June 15, 2009 by Eskimo

The Lost Boys – Great cast!  Great movie for teens.

Bram Stokers Dracula – Gary Oldman hands down the best Dracula ever!

Underworld – Kate Beckinsale is a vampire.

Van Helsing – Kate Beckinsale kills vampires.

Lesbian Vampire Killers – Zombie Strippers meets Hot Fuz!

Moonlight (2007)

Posted in TV Reviews with tags , , , , on June 8, 2009 by Eskimo

The plot:  A vampire works in NY as a private detective.

This show is b-grade but worth watching.  If you’re not convinced read the premise again – it has a vampire, it has a private detective, oh my god they’re the same person!

The Players: Mick St John (Alex O’Loughlin) is the private detective hunting evil of all walks of life vampire and human. His best friend and mentor is Josef Kostan (Jason Dohring – Veronica Mars). Beth Turner (Sophia Myles) is a hard-nosed web news reporter who will do anything to get her money shot. Mick is haunted by his ex wife Coraline (Shannyn Sossamon).

The show portrays vampires in a more romantic nostalgic way then other Vampire tv shows (Buffy, Angel) and thats what we love about it. Mick is mysterious, intriguing, and has the classic look we want in a vampire.

Fact: Alex O’Loughlin isn’t the only cast member to play a vampire Sophia Myles was a vampire in ‘Underworld’.

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